Ring any bells to anyone of you reading this tonight? Why so late at night, if the writer may ask? Could it be that it’s those pesky mosquitoes that are keeping you up? Gosh, and your arms are covered in bumps by now! Hmm; exterminator, sounds so close to terminator, don’t you think? Pretty much the same thing. And if you’ve watched the classic original, you already know what that means, right?
Fear and dread, even though you’re part of the giddy audience. So imagine that what’s going to go through those insect minds when those creatures are faced with the mosquito exterminator in Phenix City. Not much to be done about it but to flee. And that’s only if. Because with this exterminator, these greedy creatures are not likely to get very far. In fact, they’re going nowhere. They’re just dead.
On the spot. Killed on the spot. Err, dropping like flies, anyone? Speaking of which, this dude’s going to be around for that too. He might be a specialist in the mosquito species but he’s still doing insects. Doing them to death, actually. Look, if he’s able to wipe out mosquitoes, just imagine what he can do to all the other creatures. Because it has to be said that mosquitoes are one of the most die-hard, determined species out there.
And they’re pretty dangerous too. Which is why you need to give this specialist mosquito exterminator a call as soon as possible. The sooner the better. Phone him and you see what happens next. Once the van rolls out, the exterminator and his able-bodied assistant roll out. Up the garden path and straight to your front door. That hard wrap on your door? That’s him, alright.